Apparently fed up with misinterpretations of more subtle interactions with humans (such as the nun bun, pictured, at a coffee shop behind my house), your deity-of-choice has decided to be a bit more literal.
The behemoth statue of Jesus in Rio de Janeiro was struck by lightning last weekend.
On an unrelated note, from the Psalms of David:
Bow your heavens, O Lord, and come down; touch the mountains, and they shall smoke. Cast forth lightning, and scatter them; shoot out your arrows, and destroy them.
Brazilians (with help from Pascal’s Wager) maybe should look for alternate nations to inhabit.
From Balducci’s in New York!!
This may even top the cafeteria worker at UVA who told me during Passover: “We even gave you people bagels. What else do you want?”
Hat tip NancyKay Shapiro