No money Down!*
Those ubiquitous asterisks used to point to standard disclaimers about war, riots, or force majeure, but the small print at four point font now occupies tomes. There is a fine line between disclaimers, limitations, conditions, restrictions, and outright fraud. The following examples are nowhere near that line.
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Accident Forgiveness… Helps keep your rates from going up just because of an accident. Even if it’s your fault. [Allstate Auto Insurance]
Fine print: “Safe Driving Bonus is based on eligible premium for prior policy period and won’t apply after an accident.”
Translation: “We forgive you! (but you still pay)”