What Erica Gilmore can learn from the Soviets

Nashville Councilwoman Erica Gilmore has resurrected a bill banning single-bottle sales of beer in a misguided attempt to curb drinking and littering. To understand the unintended consequences of hair-trigger paternalism, we turn to the Soviets.

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To curb alcohol and vagrancy, the Soviet Union tried everything from burning some of the oldest grape vines in Europe (fine wine is often the alcoholic's cheap fix) to banning sales of vodka in containers smaller than one liter. Since Ms. Gilmore has not yet suggested a torching of wine stocks, it is the latter experience that is instructive.

Vagrants of the social-drinker ilk would certainly consider a liter excessive, as three is the optimal number of people for splitting such a volume (really!). A simple social convention was born. The first thirsty citizen arriving at the store would stand outside with three extended fingers held against his chest. The symbol conveys an attempt to create a troika, or group of three held by the common interest of securing the appropriate measure of the beverage. A second would arrive and assume a similar loitering stance. Upon a third compatriot's arrival, a bottle would be purchased and shared.

Result: more loitering, more nuisance, more litter, and a slight uptick in violence, partly resolved by bringing a 1/3 liter measure.

Burning the grapes didn't do much, either, except hinder the economic growth of modern Moldova and Georgia.

Hat tip thinktrain, though one who asks "who really needs just one beer" has probably never heard of Trappist ales, imperial stouts, doppelbocks, barley wine, and, well, beer.