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A parent of a toddler spends approximately half of his time teaching a child the distinction between food (not for playing) and toys (not for eating, especially when they are the choke-hazard kind). Now, a most diabolical joint venture contributes a new traverse to the gauntlet of parenting.

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Kellogg's, the company founded by a "physician" who espoused yogurt enemas as the key to good health, has teamed up with Lego to reduce the population of children. Here are a few basic product differences:

Lego: Fun Snacks	Lego: Pieces
Look just like Legos ...	... are just like Legos
Fun to eat ...	... will CHOKE your children
Sweet and gummy-like ...	... will CHOKE your children
No nutritional value ...	... will CHOKE your children

Here we see little Stevie approaching his play area where we secretly replaced one of his errant Lego Fun Snacks with a real Lego piece. Let's see if he notices. Good luck, Stevie!