I’m no marketing whiz, but this does not seem to be a sensible discount policy.
Why buy one when you can have two at trice the price? Read on for more Wal-Mart “discounts.”
These next two suggest that “saving” need not be financial. You’ll pay just as much, but you’ll feel better about it if we add something yellow to the sign. Everybody loves yellow.
And now we’re just getting silly. Is “Rollforward” a word?