Tennessee State Senator Doug Jackson (D) proposed a ban on “Girls Gone Wild” commercials because, as he was intently watching one, he was unable to change the channel.
“This is being interjected right into our living room,” Jackson said, presumably explaining how televisions work in general.
People feel like, as they sit in their living rooms, they just have to surrender; there’s nothing that can be done.
Unless, of course, your cable service offers multiple channels. Or an off button.
“You know, it’s time to draw the line,” he said, and immediately demanded that he be in charge of the Official First Amendment Line Drawing Institute.